Gummorning

When you want to write Good morning but you are retarded and write Gummorning

Person 1: Gummorning
Person 2: Are you retarded?
Person 1: Yes

by RedGaming January 29, 2020

Gumper

A person who sniffs toilet seats after other individuals have used said toilet.

C: Wow! That was an amazing poo I just had, I'm going to leave now.
E: *Enters stall*
E: *Bends down and inhales deeply*

(E is gumping the toilet.)
(E is a gumper)

by HiImAmyESIBULNSAC March 17, 2022

gimmer

old git,wrinkly,decrepid pensioner

you f*cking old Gimmer,stop dodging coffins!!!

by mysterious chicken June 15, 2003

gemmer

People 12 and under who spend money on Clash of clans!

Richard, you fucking gemmer!

by Boob A. Fett July 3, 2016

gummers

The act of getting oral sex from a young vixen or if your a sick twisted individual, an old lady with no teeth.

I got gummers of that ditch pig in the waffle house parking lot.

by Limey Bastard August 23, 2003

Gummed

Verb: The act of oral sex with an elderly person, who forgot to put their dentures in, while they gnaw and bite on the other person's genitals.

"Dude, last night I got gummed!"

by Jewsaint April 5, 2010

Grippy Gummers

Oh you know 😉 when they got no teeth on those gums. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United grippy gummers and to the gums for which they grip, one nation under grip, gummy, with grippy gums for all”

“Buddy I like when they have no teeth man, $25 you can get some free head. Those gums on that dick feel so good man. Them raw gums on that dick it just feels so great. For only $25!” - Lil Cumtism on Grippy Gummers

by Willy Wiggur March 17, 2023