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Guinea Pig in a Blanket

A woman who is used by virgins and sexually inexperienced males in order to learn how to satisfy another woman.
Prom is next week, and I don't know if my blow-up doll serves as an adequate Guinea Pig in a Blanket.
by Arnie Grape June 20, 2021
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viagra guinea pig

The sex drive of the eary test subjects for Viagra..
Good God he was banging away on me for hours, and I feel a little over come now, he goes at it like viagra guinea pig...
by Sunnydays45 June 9, 2011
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Guinea pig

The world's cutest animal ever! nothing can ever be cuter
person: man I want a pet
guinea pigs: *is alive*
by padytonia the awesome September 19, 2022
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Guinea pig

Unsuspecting person: I want a pet!
Guinea pig: Squeak squeak (Translation: I just sold my soul. I would like to eat you now.)
Unsuspecting person: Oh my god I want it! I'm naming her Angel!
News reporter: Unsuspecting person was murdered and eaten in their own house by Angel the guinea pig...
by meljogo March 9, 2021
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Guinea Pig

A very squeaky animal that needs food 100% of the time. When they hear anything that is similar to their treats opening or food bags, they start to scream with excitement which most people interpret as; FOOD I WANT FOOD GIVE ME FOOD.
"My Guinea Pig is a food hog."
"Guinea Pigs are strange but adorable creatures."
"Guinea Pigs are great pets."
"I have a Guinea Pig, It is a lot of work."
by Sailor May April 16, 2020
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Guinea Pig eating a banana

That girl was like a Guinea pig eating a banana when she gave me head.
by Tranykingtruck December 17, 2015
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Guinea pig

A cute furry potato as what people say although it is toxic to them
by I like guinea pigs :> March 28, 2020
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