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Guinea Pigs

1. A small creature that children own as pets, usually called the name of their favorite condiment. Ex: Peanut butter, Mustard, Ketchup.

2. The name for a man that a younger girl is strangely attracted too. The man is older in this case.
1. Fanny Jo: I got a pet guinea pig!
Susan Mae: What's his name?
Fanny Jo: Mayonnaise!

2. Aly: Guinea Pigs is so hot today!
Lexi: EWWWWWW!
Madison: EWWWWWW!
Ana: EWWWWWW!
Aly: What?!

Guinea Piged 

When you shave off all your pubes, keep them under the bed while having sex and proceed to glue the pubes onto her back with your cum.
"Yo Chad how was Stacy in bed last night?"

"Awh dude she was freaky as fuck, I even Guinea Piged her!"
"Dude thats sick no way! I wish my girl would let me do that."
Guinea Piged by Bigmitch 679 March 3, 2019

guniea pig 

The most cute animal ever(also one of the fattest).It is said that if one is able to rub the chin of this majestic animal, all of the secrets of the universe would be revealed.
Guy 1:Man I need a super awesome animal that could possibly reveal the secrets of the universe to me.
Guy 2:Sounds like you need a guniea pig
cute awesome

Guinea Piggin' 

The act of simulating sex to the point of orgasm through humping motions while clothes remain on.
I had to resort to guinea piggin' the bitch on account of her stanky snatch.

Guinea Pigger 

1.A person or subject that is being experimented on, as in Guinea pig experiment
2.A new way to hide the racial slur for black people; theN-Word
1. Person 1:That guinea pigger was a failure from the start!

Person 2: No, the experiment was a success!
2. Say Guinea Pigger, but take out the P and combine the two words. What did you get, nig..Beep!

full-on guinea-pigging 

When playing "just the whiskers" isn't enough.
She made me promise to keep it just the whiskers, but we ended up full-on guinea-pigging all night long.