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The Vegas Guillotine

When a prostiute is sucking your penis and someone sneaks up and hits her (or his) head and underside of her jaw together to close her mouth quickly biting the head of your dick off.
The night before jimmys wedding at his bachelor party his best mates gave him the Vegas Guillotine
by Daniel Orangetree March 13, 2018
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The Slimy Guillotine

When a girl with her 4 front teeth are chipped diagonally, resembling the angle of a guillotine, is giving you head with ounces of lube being used and slices down cutting the tip of your penis.
"Bro, some cracked bitch gave me The Slimy Guillotine. Shit hurt."
by people_like April 28, 2022
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Planet Fitness Guillotine

Dropping a heavy set of weights on your throat while working out without a spotter
Friend 1: I got hit with a Planet Fitness Guillotine last week and my throat STILL hurts!

Friend 2: Should have brought a spotter or lifted lighter weights, that's on you.
by Epic Kazoo Solo August 20, 2024
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guiltiness

"Guiltiness Pressed on their conscience" (Bob Marley and The Wailers)
by Adrian Montarce September 21, 2006
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guillotining a turtle head

The act of pinching off the tip of a loaf after it has been coming out of your asshole before you reached the bathroom. Most of the time resulting in a skid mark in your drawers.
Hey, can you pull over at the next stop? I'm guillotining a turtle head over here. (spoken from the passenger seat during a long drive)
by spiderno22 August 22, 2010
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Cape Cod Gillotine

When you fuck a chick in the ass (preferebly a butterface or an ugly chick? and then cut off her head to hide the evidence...excellent if you dont want anyone to know you fucked an ugly
Fred- "ah man i saw this chick at the bar and she had a kick ass body but i later found she was a butterface so i pulled a cape cod gillotine and nobody knew"

Frank-"wow dude i never woulda known if you didnt tell me just now"
by LynchAn1gga August 6, 2009
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Gillotine

After fucking a bitch, proceeding to cry and act like a faget because you feel bad.
Yo, did you hear, the other night Lou fucked that chick and gillotined.
by Dave Boffa March 24, 2005
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