Guatemalan Handshake

A handjob in which Latin American/Mexican dressings/condiments are used as lube. I.E. salsa, guacamole, sour cream, hot sauce (if you're kinky) etc.

I was with this totally hot puerto rican chick last night.

Dude, did you bang her!?!

Nah, but she did give me a Guatemalan handshake.

by Dr. Raylove November 7, 2011

The Guatemalan Weed Wacker

Inserting a string of jalapeños connected by dental floss or string into someone's anus and then yanking them out while making engine sounds.

I gave that bitch the guatemalan weed wacker last night bro!

by cruxiql July 2, 2025

guatemalan pack

Some weed that my grandpa used to smoke. The most reggie weed ever.

Person 1: "Aye bro my plug just hooked me up with a $5 eighth."
Person 2: "Bruh let me see that it must be some Guatemalan pack."
Person 1: "Man shut up I don't see your plug giving you $5 eighths."

by BoofGodBraedo October 6, 2020

guatemalan reach round

When ya best mate will wank you off for a fiver

All I want is a Guatemalan reach round

by Horracewallace July 13, 2017

Guatemalan Neighborhood

When a midget has sex with a group of Mexicans in a low income neighborhood

Did you hear Olivia got a Guatemalan Neighborhood on her walk home yesterday?

by Lanie Jandry March 11, 2017

Guatemalan fire-hose

The act of inserting your penis into one’s rectum over a heater while peeing blood inside of the same-sex’s rectum.

Bro me and you should guatemalan fire-hose to get in touch with ours guatemalan predecessors.

by Dimitrije July 7, 2025

Guatemalan breakfast

When two females shave their heads and pour syrup on their tits.Then the male continues to ejaculate into their eyes while dipping waffles on the females heads and shoving them up his anal cavity.

I had such an amazing Guatemalan Breakfast this morning,I won't be able to shit sideways for a few months!

by Twisted peddler 90 April 5, 2017