Punch the Grunt

The act of aggressively masterbating ones penis with the same determination & vigor as meleeing a grunt in Halo.

Person 1: Hey man how did you date go?
Person 2: She never showed... so I decided go home and punch the grunt!!

by Zio-110 November 21, 2018

grungy

Dirty. But not just dirty. Army boot dirty. Men's room floor dirty.

Geez, that tee is fuckin' grungy. Don't wash it, just burn it.

by mohanchous September 25, 2005

fatty grunt

The grunting noise a fat guy makes when he is either getting out of a chair or bending over to pick something up. The grunt is mostly along the lines of a "hyurk!"

Harvey bent over to pick up the donut and let out a very loud fatty grunt.

by Toxic Orphan April 17, 2005

jerk grunt

the sound a guy makes as he cranks out a wad of goo!

I let out the loudest jerk grunt when I popped all over my wives face last night.

by HRM SMK April 1, 2008

Solomon Grundy

Hairy, squat, laconic Nemesis of Superman

"Grundy hate Superman. Grundy want smash Superman. Grundy want pants, too."

by Tim February 6, 2004

Gunty

A fat chic, or a chic with a GUNT/FUPA, acting all cunty.

I was trolling The Lodge on a Fat Friday night at ran into some fatties drinking pink fish bowls. I stirred up a conversation with them and they were very rude and kept laughing and spilling their drink. They wanted me to show them my underwear; I refused. They were acting very GUNTY.

by FILTH78 March 1, 2011

Solomon Grundy

A man who wants some pants.

"Solomon Grundy want pants, too"

by Pr0ph3t November 19, 2003