Gorilla Grunt

The noise a man makes while peaking in sexual pleasure. Most notable heard when the man is sleeping with a woman that is looks challenged.

All night I heard Jimmy gorilla grunting with the girl he brought home that was a tall as she was wide.

by the magician squared August 03, 2011

grunt truck

A less than desirable fat woman that makes a noise similar to an old Mack truck at idle when having sex.

My buddy Kyle told me about the grunt truck he scored at the pub last weekend

by Max Power - feel the Gs! August 17, 2018

Flipping a grunt

When you poop on the ground in a public place.

Apparently some people were flipping a grunt at Disneyland.

by whatthepuck April 12, 2023

grundle grunt

n.
1. An STI.
2. The common name given to lice that inhabit the area known as the grundle or taint. Grundle grunts are usually contracted from illicit sexual behavior or walking around the woods naked.

Grundle grunts are also known as "taint tics", "scrotum skippers" or just crabs. When contracted elsewhere, grundle grunts are named after the area contracted. i.e. pubic lice, chin climbers, nipple nabbers, happy trail hikers, or earwig waggers.

Ouch! That grundle grunt is very friendly.

by Tofu January 28, 2004

grunt candy

Grunt Candy is a slang term originating in the United States Marine Corps, whose enlisted soldiers are often known as grunts. Normally, it refers to 800mg Ibuprofen (Motrin), a prescription strength painkiller, fever reducer and anti-inflammatory in the class known as NSAIDS. It is extremely effective in reducing inflammation and relieving pain from strains and soft tissue injuries and muscle soreness common in military life. Military dispensaries are well known for giving out this drug as a treatment for almost any ailment in much the same way that they gave out APC's in the 1960's and 1970's. Its given out so commonly service men and women joke that it can re-grow severed limbs and knit broken bones. Soldiers and sailors often know it as Vitamin-M and Airmen know it as "The Air Force Wonder Drug"

Private Danforth had some grunt candy in his pocket and I had a major headache so I asked for some

by PrivateR.Miller July 25, 2015

Grip and Grunt

Whilst dropping a deuce, one gripping the corner of a bathtub or sink and grunting out a loaf.

Yesterday I had to Grip and Grunt my way through dropping the kids off at the pool... thank god the sink is right by the toilet.

by MrZero July 12, 2009

Grunt Sculpture

Another way of saying feces

Man, after all that Mexican food, I fashioned quite a grunt sculpture.

by Turdd August 28, 2007