grocery graffiti

when one takes a dump and leaves some poop smears in the toilet after the poop has been flushed.

man that load was sick, it left a ton of grocery graffiti

by LJF December 28, 2007

Groverize

The act of removing a friend from one's social circle. Often done violently over texts or calls.

Taylor: What happened to Mark?
Gianna: I Groverized him.

Taylor: Oh.

by King-of-shmee March 2, 2011

dropping the groceries

when an overweight bitch is wearing a midriff shirt, or a shirt that is cut too short and her belly hangs out with "dunlap" syndrome

Oh... look at her dude, she's got rolls everywhere. She's dropping the groceries.

by Vaginasarewierd January 13, 2009

bad groceries

When a girl has something nasty brewing in her vagina (like an STD).

You definitley don't want to have sex with that chick. She's got some bad groceries...

by R.T. Briggs April 29, 2007

hung eighth grader

guy whose penis meets or exceeds adult average length (seven inches) and meets or exceeds adult average girth (five inches) by the end of seventh grade summer

A hung eighth grader is either going to be discovered when making out or with boner passed out on the couch drunk at a party. If he is saving it for marriage he's going to get alot of unwanted sexual attention as girls vie to experience its pleasuring for themselves.

Of the downsides of being a hung eighth grader girls will be less willing to try anal sex with him especially when extra girthy

by Unloaded Words December 15, 2012

eat the booty like groceries

1. to suck or eat the booty clean

"what are you gonna do to my booty?"
"im gonna eat the booty like groceries"

by thechelseataylor February 1, 2015

Grover

noun,

One thousand dollars, from the portrait of Grover Cleveland on the no longer circulated one thousand dollar bill. First used in the 1984 novel Life Its Ownself by Dan Jenkins.

"It was nothing Big Ed couldn't handle with Grovers."

by Max C. Webster, III April 14, 2010