Growing Up

Doing everything you said you wouldn't, and never doing all the things you said you would.

"Why does John always blow us off for school now? He never used to be like that."

"Dude, he's growing up."

by TCT1 April 20, 2010

Grobanite

A Grobanite can be characterized as a rapid woman or man who enjoys the auricle ecstacy of Josh Groban's harmonious voice. Many of them rampage through the streets in the pursuit of being 'Joshed'

See Joshed Grobanitis and/or obsessed

Josh Groban's fans are known as Grobanites.

I think the Grobanites are beginning to scare Josh.

by Jel-kaj January 22, 2004

grobanite

someone who thinks Josh Groban is the greatest person on the face of the planet. when someone ask who their celebrity crush is, they respond Josh Groban with out a pause. They listen to every album, and watch every horrible tv special featuring Josh Groban. If you say anything negative towards Josh Groban, they will never speak to you again. they are usually overly nice people, and sheltered kids.

steve: omg i checked her cd case and all she had was Josh Groban.

jim: what a grobanite

by rocketman1776 February 5, 2010

Grobanitis

An illness pertaining to and/or restricted to Grobanites.

Characterized by sudden twitching and obbsessive listening to music by Josh Groban. Grobanitis becomes a serious problem and is also known as "Josh-Deprovation"

See Grobanite

I think I'm gettin' Grobanitis! I haven't heard Josh in three hours!

by Jel-kaj January 22, 2004

Growing a Tail

1. Having a turtle peaking

2. The point just before the break when taking a dump.

Sorry I missed your call, I couldn't get to the phone because I was in the can growing a tail!

by Loose Goose July 30, 2008

Groping in the Dark (Megashesh ba'afela)

This phrase is from Hebrew and despite the somewhat sexual connotation in English, merely means 'clueless' or someone who is unbearably stupid.

Forget David's explanation. He's groping in the dark.

by Rose Z September 8, 2005

Groinal Stretches

When wearing tights, often we find that the groin area insists on sagging. To overcome this, we stretch the groinal area by widening the legs, either with legs side by side, or placing one foot forward and one foot back.

Chantelle: "What are you doing? You look like a goon"
Charmaine: "My tights are lowering, I'm doing groinal stretches"

by Alice Taylor September 5, 2006