knob gobbler

Endearing term for cocksucker, fellatrix or suck slut

Later, dude. Here comes my favorite knob gobbler.

by Anonymous November 8, 2002

nut gobbler

a prostitute or whore that swallows a man's load. Made popular by a South Park episode involving the crippled Jimmy and his quest to find a prostitute to relieve his erection. Thanks Trey & Matt!!

That ho is a nut gobbler. She can't get enough of my jizz.

by Alain May 5, 2005

Double Kneeling Knob-Gobbler

The Double Kneeling Knob-Gobbler is a
sexual maneuver that occurs when two females are on their knees are french kissing,while a male's penis is inserted between them.

"Last night was great, when those two chicks gave me a Double Kneeling Knob-Gobbler"

by Joel Lester March 17, 2005

gobble knob

v. to suck daq. syn to give a blowjob

Damn that bitch can gobble some knob like nobody's business, she damn near sucked the skin off this mothafucker.

by jimmy ivory January 13, 2005

gobbledeegook

Something that makes no sense, completely nonsensical

"The teacher was talking about the applications of the CAST method in trig functions, but all I heard was gobbledeegook"

by yo_mama November 22, 2005

Longport Gobbler

A sexual position which requires the man to be on top in a 69 position. The man repeatedly inserts and removes his penis from the females mouth by doing push-ups, while simultaneously tickling her clitoris with his nose and intermittently head-butting the clitoris.

"Have you seen John lately?"

"You mean that slob we went to high school with?"

"Yeah, he is totally jacked now, he is dating this high school girl and she loves the Longport Gobbler."

by volcom2752 April 5, 2010

fairy gobbler

One who gobbles up fairies, a woman who hangs out with a lot of gay men; a fag hag, a fruit fly, fairy collector, queer dear, fairy princess, will and grace, fairy godmother.

That Amy is such a fairy gobbler; she's always gobbling around Marty and his musical (read: Rent) crew.

by Janig December 10, 2009