groping gander

Any one who wants sex who doesn't get it and honks about it all day

My husbands being a groping gander today im not in the mood so hes upset and bitching about how theres no intimacy.

by somire August 24, 2016

Graping

When you put a bunch of grapes on a string and use them as anal beads.

Last night Gracie and Tom livened up their sex life with some graping

by The_Left_Testicle October 5, 2017

gripping cheese

The act of falling asleep while eating cheese puffs and watching porn.

I woke up last night gripping cheese

by Hienz Thunderclap October 29, 2020

Gribing

The act of being grumpy while still vibing

I just stubbed my toe and finished my bag of Cheetos, but there’s still 20 minutes of GBBS left so I’m gribing

by somethingrandomiguess October 18, 2020

Graping

When your friends are gossiping about shit that they don’t even know if it is for real, they just grape for the hell of it

“Another hater always on my dick; graping about me

by Mnj85 June 5, 2021

Graping

To have gay non-consentual sex with someone with or without their permission or to force someone to have gay sex with them.

Someone stop him, he is graping him.

by Flexia January 29, 2022

gripping my patty

when someone calls you out for something you knowingly did but you didn’t want it to be brought up

person A: didn’t you say you didn’t like emma? so why did you hang out with her last night?

person B: not you gripping my patty

almost the same as “calling me out”

by pissy trissy August 4, 2022