goetschel

a state of being in which one physically cannot stop pleasuring themselves because they keep thinking about how pathetic and sad their life actually is

aw man i was goetschel the other day cause i just realized my girlfriend is gona break up with me cause i hookup up with tons of freshman and took advantage of them

by revenge101101101101 January 7, 2010

Gretchen Bowers

The #1 candidate for the Class of 2018 student council. Loves long strolls on the beach and puppies. Especially puppies.

"Who did you vote for in the student council election?" "I voted for Gretchen Bowers, of course."

by gretch.bow May 29, 2016

gretchen bitchass

A person that is annoying} and that is a bitch and likes to get {attention} and has no eyebrows and has {man hands}

Oh my lord Gretchen is such a total gretchen bitchass

by Livi schilda December 22, 2016

Gretcher

Gretcher is a pretty lightskin boy, who's good in hitting that h***

Hello my name is Gretcher

by sanne amestra February 25, 2017

gretchen kotz

Hot, sexy, German, loveable girl who has the biggest heart and craves for adventure, Gretchens are typically blonde and smart and end up with guys named James, Fred, or Richie. Gretchens are extremely gullible yet have a sense of truth which makes them good girlfriends. Everyone loves Gretchens.

Did you see my girlfriend, she's a complete Gretchen Kotz!

by Haute Girl March 1, 2017

Gretchen

An un-erect hairy penis.

"PUT YOUR GRETCHEN AWAY CARL!"
"NO!"

by Accident April 26, 2017

Gretchell

Gretchell is the type of girl everyone wants. She may seem like a bitch,but she is lovely in the ways she only knows. She's an amazing girlfriend but she doesn't trust boys. Gretchell needs someone that cares about her and listens to her. Shes super thick and pretty. She's more than just a piece of meat,she's intelligent and really talented. She's not interested in the money but she likes gifts though. Loves talking on the phone with her favorite person. She's just a dream that only a true man can get.

Dudeee,did you saw how beautiful and hot Gretchell is?
Yes,but she's more than that men.

by deeptrueshit:/ December 22, 2018