Hella Gram

A term used to describe a fuck ton of weed in one area.

"holy shit dude I smoked Hella Gram last night.

Bro that dude sold me Hella Gram back in New York

by your fictional mother June 25, 2022

gram staining

The act of jerking off into an open joint then smoking you or your friend's semen

The last time I went gram staining was when I was with my dad

by Brown fish April 19, 2017

Gram-mama

Another word for grandma. It's a cooler and more fun way.

My Gram-mama gave me more gifts than ever!

by hahgsg February 06, 2018

candy gram

Inmortalized in the Mel Brooks classic, Blazing Saddles, a candy gram is an easily recognizable explosive trap that only a moron would fall for.

I can't believe you fell for that candy gram! Are you a moron?

by LSzyd June 05, 2006

Mexican Gram

Refers to a skimped sac of black tar heroin, normally weighing out to 7/10ths of a gram instead of a whole gram. The reason dealers practice such "Jew behavior" is because heroin addicts will only bitch and moan about being jipped for less than a minute, until they can't stand feeling sick, and thus they'll take what they can get at that time. This doesn't excuse the dealers for their shitty service however, and they should be ashamed for having such poor practice. The only time a Mexican Gram would be remotely acceptable, is if the quality of the heroin is so balls-out amazing, that the users joined "team Nod-Squad" instantaneously after smoking/slamming/snorting/booty-bumping that shit.

My dealer is such a Jew for selling me a Mexican Gram time and time again.

by Pete_from_the_street August 09, 2016

do it for the gram

used by people , mainly teens , who use instagram a lot

"You see this.... I DO IT FOR THE GRAM!"

by Future Choreographer October 12, 2013

gram cracker

A term for someone who is of mixed race (black and white).
"Gram" meaning brown and "cracker" meaning white

Halle Barry is a gram cracker

by Des February 20, 2005