a gaggle of porch dicks

when someone within a group of 3 or more yells disparaging or negative comments as per a porch dick, But has left the safety of his porch with 2 or more mates that act as a metaphorical, yet presumably as safe, porch while still being 100% a dick.

If it was just him saying all that shit I would have done something. But you can't expect me to fight a gaggle of porch dicks by myself.

by max keller April 10, 2015

meat gaggle

Noun: A group of old men waving their penises in the air and making loud honking noises.

"How did you manage to sleep through that meat gaggle last night?"

by Bulch Maverick April 14, 2016

graggles

it is a magical word that means anything that you want it to mean, commonly used in Beaver Dam, WI

My graggles fell in the toilet!! :(

by whydoyouneedmyname October 30, 2007

sock gagged

When you take one the socks off the girl you are banging at the moment and put it in her mouth right before you both finish. Usually used to keep a loud moaner quiet. Puting tape over the mouth to keep sock in afterwards is recommended.

herbert: "Dude! Janet and me threw it all down last night!"
marty: "Yeah right, I didn't hear anything. I know how loud she gets."
herbert: "You think I'm lying, buttmunch? I Sock Gagged her ass! She don't say shit with that slouch sock in her mouth."
marty: "True dat nigga."

by jimmyjackjones April 18, 2009

gragged

To be not drunk, high, or stoned, but so incredibly tired that similar effects are produced.

"Wow, has that kid had too much to drink?"
"No, he's just gragged."

by riskybusiness February 24, 2009

gaggit

Someone who is perpetually gagging on cock. Presumably a homosexual individual.

Ben is the biggest gaggit in the world.

by ohtrouble March 13, 2008

gaggin for it

Gaggin for it is to be in desperate need of sex - horny as hell. Usually heard by youths in Perthshire - Scotland

Sandy - ere mate that lassie's checkin u oot
(hey, buddy that girl is staring at you(
Hamish - aye a ken man shes pure gaggin for it
(yes i know shes in desperate need of a lay)

by Simmie August 5, 2007