desk grabber

one who waits under desks of women at the office and grabs them unsuspectingly when they sit down.
Originating from the British TV show "the IT crowd"

"With roy stuck under that desk, they're gonna think he's a desk grabber!"

by Doctor P May 18, 2006

granny grabber

An assistive device generally utilized by the elderly and excessively lethargic to aid in the acquisition of small items. Characterized by a rod 2 feet in length with crab-like pincers attached to the end.

Hey fattie, hand me that granny grabber so I can get that remote control without having to get up.

by joshfromnc February 25, 2009

cheek grabber

When you're doing such a massive poo that you have to grab a cheek to help it out.

Bruce: Fuckin' hell Baz, I did the biggest shit last night.
Baz: The old cheek grabber eh?
Bruce: Fuckin' oath it was.

by Kiz... December 27, 2013

Banana Grabber

A gay person whom grabs other mens bananas.

John is a banana grabber.

by don h June 18, 2008

Snatch grabber

1. Verb: Someone who grabs at or actually succeeds in grabbing a girls crotch

2. Noun: An insulting name for a female.

Example 1: Watch out! That guy is a snatch grabber! Every time he's drunk at a party he starts grabbing girls snatches. Talk about a Snatch attack!

Example 2: She lost our reservations! That dirty snatch grabber!

by Svedka March 15, 2008

glory grabber

To steal someone else's glory

To claim you did something, even though someone else did it

Kid # 1: Worked hard cleaning the house. Kid # 2 watched TV all day.

Mom comes home and says, "Wow! Who cleaned the house.

Kid # 2: "I did Mom."

Kid # 1: "Don't be a glory grabber!"

by KrisAlex December 10, 2008

I'm having a grabber

About to have a heart attack.

You are so excited about something...one can say, "I'm having a grabber."

by venicegal73 June 3, 2010