gotchu

"I got you" but cooler

Rob: "can you go pick up my _?"
Bob: *in a cool way* "gotchu."

Rob: "Thx man"

by coolkitty222 September 14, 2020

Goochaplegic

One who is paralyzed from the gooch down.

1.Wolfgang fell on a picket fence right on his gooch, now hes a goochaplegic for good.

2.Serena severed her gooch whilst stretchng before her dance class, and was admitted to hospital and diagnosed a Goochaplegic.

3.
Serena: "Aww great, a goochaplegic, a day before the party!"

by Joanna Anthony Chrissy March 2, 2009

Goiche

The tender skin on a male's inner thigh that sprouts a mix of pubic and leg hair.

That fat chick I pile-drove last night gave me the worst chaffage on my goiche.

by Koogar July 4, 2009

Gooch Cape

When your stretch your sack across your gooch, then sticking your balls in to your ass, covering your gooch like a cape. In order to take it off, you have to poop your balls out.

Sally gave me blue balls, so I can't take off my gooch cape

by Gucci Coochie February 10, 2019

Goetch

The rarest first name for a human male.

I have a friend named Goetch. He is the only man alive with this first name.

by cobbnobbler February 4, 2010

Gooch cramp

Cramp of the gooch- between the asshole and the scrotum. Often occurs during extensive spewing

Fuck, I just spewed and got gooch cramp

by Tutua September 25, 2005

gotcha

Comes from, "I 'got' you."
Which is an alternative for, "I understand you."
Or, "I will comply."

"Lock up when you leave."
Reply:
"Gotcha."

by John R. Carter, Sr. June 25, 2005