gortavious loony vine the II

a very epic cool man who loves kenjaku

i am gortavious loony vine the II

by aesgawesgd September 9, 2025

gortavious loony vine II

smells like fart, is dumb and fat and noone likes him

gortavious loony vine II: hi guys
gortavious loony vine II's "friends" (they dont actually like him cuz he stinks like fart and hes fat so he takes up 2 seats on the bus): shut up gortavious loony vine II youre a gortavious loony vine II

by gortaviousloonyvineiihater September 21, 2025

gordita crunch

Sucking a girls dick and buying her Taco Bell.

Guy 1: what did you do for your girls transiversary?
Guy 2: I gave her a Gordita crunch.

Guy 1: You did what?
Guy 2: I sucked her dick and bought her as much Taco Bell as she wanted.

by mal-content March 6, 2026

Cheesy Gordita Crunch

v. - When a man and woman preform a sexual act in a taco bell parking lot, putting a Cheesy Gordita Crunch half in, halfout the woman's vagina. The man proceeds to eat the taco and leaves the other half inside.

"Hey girl, wanna go to taco bell and do a Cheesy Gordita Crunch with me?"

by TheOnlyFreak January 21, 2021

Cheesy Gordita Crunch

A sexual condition where a woman suffers from a yeast infection whilst having the crusted remains of her partners semen caked around the lips of her vaginal canal. May be abbreviated with “CGC”

“Me and Lindsay were going to smash but I noticed she had a CGC”
“Girl you a whole Cheesy Gordita Crunch down there go clean up”

by Lord Hereck April 4, 2022