a real goofster

a real goofster is uncle chicken cock

"yo uncle chicken cock is fucking a baby"
"hes a real goofster allright

by HappyBTW February 9, 2022

gooter

that spot between a mans gut and your pecker (relates to the gunt: or fat upper pussy area)

my boyfriend better shave his gooter cause im sick of pubes in my teeth

by chris delucia January 4, 2004

ghoster

An example of faeces, that requires no wiping; doesn't smell; splash; make noise; leave skids or any other evidence of its existence.

Does it smell bad in there? Nah, mate; it was only a ghoster.

by elprza October 28, 2003

gooter

a pinch of smokeless tobacco in somebodys lip

Pack that fucking gooter bro!

by gooterLM October 9, 2008

gooser

a very sneaky fart. one that can only be heard by people very close to the perp.

usually is followed by a uncertainty and finger pointing as to who actually let out the gooser.

ex:
guy 1: dude, did you just let that gooser?
guy 2: no i think it was that guy.
jane fonda: it wasnt me, dick.

by ojpimpjuice69 December 17, 2008

scoot gooter

-A freeloader, usually pertaining to drugs or car rides

hatem is so broke all the time, hes such a scoot gooter when we toke

by CrowPirate September 26, 2006

gooser

1) A hot ass girl

2) A big ol bud.

3) A big ass butt

4) A very very long golf drive.

5) A sick water pipe.

6)Anything pertaining to anything you want at any particular time.

"Yo, did you see that gooser walk by?"

"I just goosed one right on the green!"

"Lets go rip the gooser."

"Yo pass me that gooser cause im trying to get bruisered and i only can use the gooser so the goose will gooser."

by Big Gooser July 3, 2007