Gooching

The practice of scratching one's gooch until it bleeds

I spent all night gooning but I discovered gooching. Oh my God my shit hasn't been polished better.

by GoonerSynonyms February 4, 2025

Gooching

Used instead of ‘joking’. Funny because a gooches are funny.

‘Did you know spiders have 9 legs’
‘What? since when’
‘Nah bro I’m just gooching haha’

by Grace Olusanya August 25, 2025

Goochy gooching

A little one finger scratch to the gooch of a man looking for a good time or to relive that itch

“Hey my balls are mad itchy”
“Let me give you a good goochy gooching”

by KeelinDeelin April 17, 2023

Goochin it

The act of looking like you are in complete control yet have no idea what you are doing or what is going on around you whilst being scared shitless.

Dude, you got this?

Yea, man. I'm totally goochin it.

by Xanddori October 18, 2012

Goonging

To repeatedly throw eggs at a man’s wife.

Friend 1: Did you hear about the goonging that happened down the street?
Friend 2: Yeah, she was allergic to eggs, that shit was brutal.

by OofLord1 October 9, 2018

Goochin' it

To smuggle contraband by taping items onto your gooch.

Me: how are you getting that molly into the show tonight
Friend: I am Goochin' it.

by The Trutru November 21, 2018

Gouching Around

Two (or more) people continuously rubbing eachothers Gouch's in an act of a sexual favor.

Dude you should totally go over to that group over there! They're gouching around!

by DingleDryfuss December 3, 2018