masturbation so intense that it becomes a state of meditation that consumes you and provides endless pleasure, you either pair it with overstimming (cumming as much as you can) or edging (trying not to cum for as long as possible), there is not one way to goon, they all just have one goal; be consumed by your masturbation into bliss.
it is almost always (but doesnt need to) paired with porn or surrounds itself with porn- it is also known at bating.
it is almost always (but doesnt need to) paired with porn or surrounds itself with porn- it is also known at bating.
i was gooning for several hours last night! im such a bater!
omg! yes! look at you serving cunt! you are such a gooner!
omg! yes! look at you serving cunt! you are such a gooner!
by 3meitloml May 02, 2023
To masterbate addictively, obsessively, and with no control over yourself. A person who goons is a gooner. Reddit is filled with gooners who spend long hours daily, gooning to porn and getting nothing else done.
by Hot Writer September 04, 2022
Well-known slang term in sexual subculture of chronic and compulsive masturbators, used both as a verb and a noun. Means achieving the trance-like blissful state reached when riding the edge of cumming for as long as possible, perhaps many minutes or even hours at a time. Also denoting the absence of control, compulsively pursuing that feeling as a avid masturbator. The term has been in frequent use for at least ten years, perhaps emerging from the physical look of one who is "gooning" or "in the goon," which is a self-possessed, glassy eyed stare of stupidity (thus, an oaf). Also known as "bator mush" and "slain in the bate."
There I was, stroking for hours, and I was into the goon so deep that a bomb could have gone off next door, and I would not have noticed.
Whenever we masturbate together, I like to watch him goon on his penis ... he really gets into it.
Whenever we masturbate together, I like to watch him goon on his penis ... he really gets into it.
by Anonymous94611 December 20, 2006
The act of a very addicted or chronic masturbator; getting so into masturbating, or jacking off, that the dude becomes a total goon; becomes stupid on his own cock. Can think of nothing else but busting a nut.
Big Bro: Dude, I'm sorry. I didn't know you were jacking off.
Lil Bro: I'm not JUST jacking off bro, I'm fucking gooning on this dick!
Lil Bro: I'm not JUST jacking off bro, I'm fucking gooning on this dick!
by jackinjason August 18, 2005
A goon king. One similar to the king of kings but has added goon-like powers. A goon who out performs all others in life no matter how awkward or foolish he/she may behave.
Seth: Whoa! Who is this goon? I've never seen him before.
Brent: I don’t know, but he has the ability to swing any lady, solve any logical problem, feed any starving family, and bring peace to any society while acting like a jackass at the same time.
Seth: ... such a king. How do I describe someone this uber?
Brent: The goon of goons.
Brent: I don’t know, but he has the ability to swing any lady, solve any logical problem, feed any starving family, and bring peace to any society while acting like a jackass at the same time.
Seth: ... such a king. How do I describe someone this uber?
Brent: The goon of goons.
by Goondued November 05, 2011
Gooning is an act wherein porn addicts masturbate and edge for hours on end, yet do not achieve orgasm (nor do they want to) for weeks or months. Any orgasm a gooner/goonette does have should be ruined (save that of a femboy or sissy, who are allowed a ruin or a sissygasm).
by Goonyfemboy April 17, 2018
To masturbate, especially in an obsessive or energetic way. See gooning. Also, the act of masturbating energetically.
Given the choice, he'd rather goon than fuck. At the end of a hard day, he likes to toke up and goon. He's going to go home and have a goon.
by kendigby November 02, 2011