giggle switch

Colloquialism for the selector lever on a select-fire firearm or safety on an automatic weapon, which engages the mechanical safety, semi-automatic fire, or automatic fire/3 round burst. Switching to automatic fire and putting streams of lead downrange is well known to elicit giggles of joy from anyone who grew up playing video games or watching GI Joe/The A-Team.

1) Private Joe Snuffy flipped the giggle switch on his M-249 for the first time, and laughed maniacally as he engaged the pop-up targets on his qualification range.

2) Rangemaster: "Flip that giggle switch and give 'er a whirl

Trainee: "heh heh heh . . ." *BRRRRRRRRAP!*

by DoomsdayJesus October 2, 2013

african goggles

Placing each individual testicle over a poor suspect's eye, causing a goggle effect. The term african is in refrence to the darkness it creates when one tries to see through the impenitrating depths of his buddy's bowsack.

Dude you got one nasty pair of african goggles on you sucka!

by Clyde T. Oris November 16, 2006

Dry spell goggles

When you've gone through such a dry spell that you're willing to hook up with anything moving.

Guy1: That chick is hot, I'm going to hit on her.
Guy2: Nah dood, you just got dry spell goggles.

by damnitwayner October 21, 2010

gaggle of billy's

A group of retards in a shopping mall.

Dude, did you see that gaggle of billy's licking the window of the book store?

by Cliffe009 January 3, 2017

GiggleDick

Another name for the funny bone.

"That was hilarious. It kicked me right in the giggledick!"

by KixStar December 1, 2016

Car Goggles

The phenomenon wherein females appear much hotter when driving than outside of a vehicle. Phenomenon is magnified when sunglasses are worn and exponentially increased when the car is also desirable to men.

Did you see that brunette with the dark shades driving the blue STI??!! Was she hot or did I just have my car goggles on?

by xmanSTi January 20, 2009

Horror-giggle

The tendency to continue laughing in the face of the destruction of democracy and life we know and love.

As we watch Trump destroy democracy, facts, the climate, education, etc, we should be cowering in fear or up in arms, instead we can't resist jokes and horror-giggles at his clownish antics, despite the real danger to all.

by JaneGordon.com June 6, 2017