gaston

Super leet and pro, total ownage!

you are seriously Gaston mate!

by DeanHitchcock July 27, 2006

Gastard

A Gastard is a fart that no one claims. It is a concatenation of "gas" and "bastard". A fatherless fart.

"Oooooh!" exclaimed Alex. "Who fathered that bomb?" Not me's ring out from the crowd. "It is a stinky gastard!"

by CaptJTKirk August 27, 2009

Gastankometer

The thing in your car that tells you how much gas you have left.

The gas gauge.

It's time to fill up, my gastankometer is on E.

by Abraham L. Kless November 24, 2006

Gastrafan

The word "Gastrafan" means to take drugs and fuck dead animals, or once living objects. Necrophelia on drugs.
Can be used as an insult or verb.

You are such a gastrafan!"
"Oh man, last night I took ecstacy and gastrafanned a dead turtle..."

by Jimmy long johns January 10, 2008

gastipation

Condition in which your excretion of gas is infrequent and/or difficult. Constipation of farts.

My stomach hurts. I think I'm suffering from gastipation.

by whiteboybum December 18, 2008

Gastarius

A mix between Darius in League of Legends and Gaston from Beauty and the Beast.
If a player plays Gastarius he MUST sing the Gaston-song from the movie.

I think I will play Gastarius today.

by Neomancer712 March 17, 2013

gastheatrics

any overly dramatic way of breaking wind; e.g.: "pull my finger", raising one leg, or making a grunty face.

Everyone knew what was about to happen by his gastheatrics, and the only hope was that he would accidentally crap his pants when he farted.

by elKeitho May 22, 2016