Knuckle gnats

When your front knuckle smells so bad it attracts gnats

That girl front knuckle stank so bad her knuckle gnats are invading my space.

by Saltynsprinkles June 25, 2021

bat gnat

A weak hitter in baseball, where the pitcher grows annoyed at his will just to keep his at-bat alive.

He faced the bat gnat. It took 12 pitches to retire him.

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018

gate gnat

People who hover around a boarding gate anticipating their boarding. Typically these are folks who think that hovering close to gate thinking that they can beat the boarding system.

I had to swerve around all the gate gnats for first class boarding

by Lika Koloa August 25, 2017

sand gnat

A racist term used to describe someone from the Middle East or otherwise brown person.

I hate Aladdin. He’s a total sand gnat lol.

by Icypenguin July 02, 2023

gnat's foreskin

Something very small

A politicians brain can seem no bigger than a gnat's foreskin

by Tiks Farang May 15, 2018

Road Gnat

A road gnat is a driver who fluctuates speed so extremely that they are neither possible to pass nor cruise behind. They spend most of their time in the left lane, however they are also often found in the blind spot of cars attempting to pass.

Many blame road gnats on Obama and global warming. However, there is evidence that road gnats have existed dating back to the invention of the car phone in 1942.

I should have been there an hour ago, but I got stuck behind a road gnat with some serious road rage.

by Transy15 April 14, 2016

G Gnat

means goodnight gnat

“G Gnat,” said trevor

“Goodnight,” replied the gnat

by mersheldon August 14, 2018