girthy gervin

Human replica of the ice age turtle

1. Go to nearest bathroom
2. Door locked
3. Lights off
4. Candle lit
5. Anal lube in wine glass
6. Pants down
7. Butt cheeks clenched
8. Spin in three circles saying "GIRTHY GERVIN, GIRTHY GERVIN, GIRTHY GERVIN"
9. The ice age turtle will appear behind you

by Girthy Gervin August 21, 2017

hooded gerkin

A hero but not that kind of hero

Person: help someone is mugging me

Hooded Gerkin: I’m not that kind a hero

by Blacknasty April 27, 2019

Straight Gerbin' It

When your friend in any game plays like a passive pansy

"Dude he's just straight Gerbin' it right now. He just Gerb'd all over."

by Gerbiest of them all June 11, 2025

Jerkin n gerkin

The hillbilly way to say beating your meat

Yee yee I was jerkin n gerkin all night. You shoulda seen the amount of cum on my wall

by SkeetSkeetQuail May 2, 2019

Kirking my gerkin

When you jerk off so hard that it’s like you assassinated your penis

I was kirking my gerkin so hard last night I think I need to see a doctor

by HOWYADOIN March 12, 2026