Garmin Farming

The act of farming garmin points in cheap, unfair or unofficial ways such as setting step goals and going for impossibly short runs in order to rise on the Garmin point leaderboard.

Respectful Garmin user: “Hey Aidan how do you always hit your step goal?”
Aidan: “well I just set my step goal to 100!”
Respectful Garmin user: “Hey! That’s Garmin Farming!”

by Elliud Kipchoge January 29, 2020

german flag

When you simultaneously piss and shit while on your period at the same time

“yo i just had a german flag it hurt like hell”
“that sucks man im sorry”

by arsenicnitrogen September 29, 2023

jeff germain

to delete posts that insult you in hopes that you look cool by doing it.

Dude, I was posting comments on Lindsay's wall about how she was being a whore and she totally jeff germained me.

by bvgtoextreme July 30, 2011

Bad German Man

Invented by Pkrssl for the CountryHumans, this is what you say when you want to meantions the Nazis, Hitler, or the Nazi CountryHuman, but don’t want to get expelled from school.

“Oh look its Bad German Man”
“That NSFW art of Bad German Man was so horny

by Bad German Man September 30, 2019

East German Steriods

A Person\Object That is extremely Strong, like Cosmically Strong.

Wow Hulk must be on East German Steriods

by Nikolaz the Russian October 15, 2020

German joke

An exceptionally good (or bad) pun which would make an American groan. This MUST be delivered with a perfectly straight face. It is considered an art form, called "Wortspiel" in Germany.

Person A -- Did you hear about the guy who drove his car into a tree to find out how a Mercedes bends?

Person Q -- *GROAN* Damn your German joke!

by megafest7 April 1, 2010

Gemini

Geminis usually have dark hair and dark eyes and a sense of something mysterious about them. Female Gemini's are scary beotches for they have a way with words and are usually ..but not always, quite pretty And a freak in the sheets. Most gemini women do not do well with other women. if you find yourself not liking a girl for unknown reasons and shes nice and smart and pretty do not worry your claims are justified shes most likely a gemini.On the other hand a positive is that they can easily see both sides of an issue, which is a good quality to have. A less-practical quality about this "seeing both sides of an issue" is the fact that you don't know what Twin will show up half the time; a 50% good, but also a 50% bad. If you know a Gemini, you may know that they change their minds in an instant. Gemini’s are also creative people who love to be outdoors or creating memories. Don’t ever underestimate a Gemini.

She has one hell of a personality. First she sweet then she is sassy just like a gemini.

by Gemini-ish November 29, 2018