gerk your shirt

when you are chugging a beer too fast and it spills (or gerks) onto your shirt.

"DUDE! You just Gerked your Shirt!!!"
"Don't gerk your shirt!"
"Peter Gerked His Shirt!"
"She took a b to the fay too fast and gerked her shirt"

by Anna Kiser March 11, 2008

Gerk Off

The act of gerking off (jerking off). Gerking off usually produces a white liquid. It is done by placing one hand around the base of the Gerk and moving your hand in an up and down motion.

Tristen likes to gerk off every night before he sleeps.

by 1T0 May 20, 2015

Geekologie

The definition of Geekologie, as per Geekologie itself:

1. the study of all things geek

2. to utterly destroy someone else and prove your dominance, similar to pwn

3. to teabag a passed out roommate who forgot to take his shoes off

Dude, this college sucks, you can't even get a Geekologie degree.

Suck it, sucker, I just beat your Bomberman high score. You got Geekologied!

Quick, grab the video camera -- I'm gonna Geekologie Davey!

by maxislav June 12, 2009

Geiko

The name for Geisha in Kyoto.

I live in Kyoto, so they tend to call me a Geiko instead of a Geisha.

by Iko May 16, 2006

Geckoed

When you are thrusting violently in the "doggy style" position and the penis slips out of the vagina and into the anus, forcing the femal to crawl up the wall.

"Did you hear Jack geckoed Amanda last night"

"I geckoed that bird again last night"

by Mw2 Elite April 12, 2016

gergot

a slur reclaimed by gerald haters.

reg: gerald is such a gergot.

bonbon: frfr.

pissella: i hate gergots.

gerald: yeah gergots suck😂😂

bonbon: YO HE JUST SAID A SLUR THAT HE CANT RECLAIM

by bonbon<3 July 5, 2021

Slimy gecko

Were your in the shower with your girlfriend and you turn her around to face the wall and shove your dick up her ass

My girl was crawling all over walls after my slimy gecko

by Glennzy June 14, 2017