gerbaling

The act, individual or collective of introducing into the human rectum, a live gerbal, usual an adult male for the purpose of gaining, directly or indirectly, sadistic and erotic gratification.

The inventor of the "J-tube" self-delivery system was an avid devotee of gerbaling.

by Russell Clark March 14, 2004

Gerbalist

Short, bald middle aged man who has a compulsion for inserting small mammals up his arse

I hear "Andrew" is a serial gerbalist, last time he had a prostate check they found a hamster farm up his arse

by Sean Hedderman June 11, 2008

gerb turd

Scraped Resin rolled into a small, medium, or large ball.

Damn dude, we bone dry. Lets go scrape a gerb turd.
Damn, we all out of bud? Scrape that pipe for a gerb turd.

by unc-gerbs July 20, 2009

Garbo Lobster

Someone who is so bad at something that they affect the people around them and make them bad. Hence they are 'lobbing' their 'garbage' skills at others.

We would have won the game, but Bob over there is such a garbo lobster that he makes the whole team suck.

by HeavyMetalNinja September 7, 2008

garbos

An alternate form of garbage

That movie was garbos

by Morgendorffer June 2, 2008

Gerb

It's that Garlic&Herb dip.

Nothing better than a dominoes with some gerb!

by AndrewHowell April 11, 2017

blazing garbonzo

To rub the penis in a bag of dorritos "sweet chili heat" chips before sticking it in the female's nose

"baby, baby, baby... just let me run to the 7-11, then we can do a BLAZING garbonzo"

"this one girl was lippin' out all night so I decided to give'r the ol' blazing garbonzo"

by Gordon A. Schumway September 30, 2009