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Geoff (Evil)

This Geoff however is another Geoff
this Geoff is pronounced joff

basically the opposite of a Geoff(jeff)
B1: guys he's evil watch out
B2: yea he's a Geoff but evil
B3: so a Geoff (Evil)?
B2: nonono, a "joff"
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Geoff

Geoff originates from the Greek mythological creature “ tenticalis “ meaning long wandering hands #Mrtickle
Everyone needs a Geoff in their life
by Mrtickle123 October 20, 2023
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Salty Geoff

When you’re on a boat and the frequency of the waves perfectly synchronises with your heartbeat causing a freak wave in your digestive tract - ultimately forcing you to abandon all humility and evacuate your bowels into any nearby receptacle (for example a bucket) irrespective of witnesses.
I thought I was going to make it into the harbour, but within barely thirty seconds a turtle head turned into a cloth toucher and I had to pull a Salty Geoff in front of my wife and her two best friends. It was only as I was leaning overboard rinsing the evidence away in the salty water that I realised what I had done and vowed instead to burn the bucket and never speak of the moment again.
by Juanaconda May 31, 2022
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GEOFFS GRILLHOUSE

THE BEST INSTAGRAM PARXIE GROUP CHAT EVER!! I LOVE U GUYS SO MUCH <33 - mr blue cheese
geoffs grillhouse best parxie gc
by awstyn July 16, 2021
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Geoff

Geoff is the creator of the best song ever "Brazil"
Geoff Is better than mitski
Geoff is the second coolest name (other than Johan)
"oh man I love Brazil, that dude Geoff is as genius!"
by Orgoborgo June 14, 2022
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lynn and geoff

When a player smashes a shot at the post on Rocket League, usually because a ball chasing team mate blocked what would've otherwise been a perfect shot
Scotty: He's hit the Lynn and Geoff!

Thornberry: Meeerrr, fuck's sake Chubba. Every time, EVERY TIME!
by Chubba1989 July 14, 2021
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Geoff

Geoff, diminutive hypocorism (or “pet name”) for Geoffrey which is an English masculine given name, or Geoffroy its French equivalent. It is the Anglo-Norman form of the Germanic compound *gudą 'god' and *friþuz 'peace'. It is a cognate of Dutch “Godfried” (God Fried) and German “Gottfried”. (Got T Fried)

Often confused with the anglified “Jeff”, Geoff represents the olde school version (with the e via the o). As you might say the word “yes” around Jeff, it would be correct to say “yeos” with Geoff. And while you definitely wouldn’t want to “eff” with Jeff, it’s cool to “eoff” with “Geoff”. Because the meaning of Geoff is “God’s Peace” it’s fair to say Geoff should be divinely chill, though who’s to say this “god” couldn’t be interpreted as a god of war and destruction that you caught on a good day? What is peace?? That’s a good question for Urban Dictionary!

It is important to note that Geoff is a 5-letter word where Jeff is a 4-letter word, and thus never subject to usage in a 4-letter word situation. As Nick Cage pointed out, “Jeff” could never be used in place of “Dick”, but more like “Jesk” which is like a weak ejaculation.
“Why yeos, ye may eoff with olde Geoff”
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