genital slurpee

a genital slurpee is the act of peeing on your butt hole instead of wiping.

i had just taken a sloppy dump when i realized that there was no more toilet paper. i did the next best thing and gave myself a genital slurpee

by burpintootin June 16, 2009

genital jelly

Another way yet to refer to semen, especially the kind that dries quickly to the consistency of rubber cement (mucilage) or jelly.

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Guy cums on partner's stomach: "Oops! Better wipe that up quick before it turns into genital jelly."

by al-in-chgo March 13, 2010

genital beading

Genital beading is a practice where small beads or ribbed material is inserted into the penis much like a Sub dermal implant anywhere else in the body. It is usually inserted under the akin of the shaft or foreskin and heals just as quickly as say a dermal anchor piercing. It is used for both cosmetic reasons and sexual pleasure.

Dave went to the piercing parlour to get genital beading so he could spice up his sex life.

by Rubeheart November 5, 2013

genitals

A delicious treat sometimes accompanied by exquisite pubic hairs and having a strangely addictive smell.

Dude! Stop sniffing my genitals!

by RabidFrog December 16, 2008

genital spanking

1) when you spank someone/something with your genitals
2) getting someone to spank your genitals

you ever tried genital spanking?

by manx arbiter January 26, 2009

Genital Jousting

The highest rated videogame of 2016, in which players take the form of giant slithering dicks and attempt to penetrate the other players.

Dude the dlc for Genital Jousting is finaly out.

by GI Jew the all American Hebrew November 27, 2016

female genitalia

its a womans private part... the vagina you idiot!!!!

the penis is inserted into the female genitalia

by me101 March 22, 2008