gelzinger

a wank

I totally had a gelzinger last night

by ceceangel July 3, 2021

Gelingous

A plural version of "Geling", Geling is also a type of dance one does with a yellow monkey in Eastbay Asia.

Brooooo your "gelingous" collection is so awesome! I wanna suck them.

Damn my "Gelingous" are super small, I wish they were big like yours...

My "Gelingous" organs just busted, I am in great pain.

by Jeexus November 13, 2021

Gelding

A man who doesn't have any kids.

That boy should be on the gelding truck. He has no children.

by Jojo876 June 23, 2022

gelqing

The act of putting a towel around one’s own penis and pulling violently to drastically increase penis length

Hey I just started gelqing, now my penis is really long!

by Erk!! February 6, 2024

Gelqing

Like jelqing but instead of lengthmaxxing you girthmaxx. Preformed by stretching the shaft horizontally instead of vertically.

Miro: Om have you been jelqing?
Om: Nah man I’ve started gelqing three times a day

by Indian that pulls the trans May 7, 2024

Geeling

An abbreviation of gut feeling

I had a geeling about this

by Geeling May 9, 2024

Gelqing

Similar to jelqing, but instead of lengthmaxxing one girthmaxxes. This delicate operation is performed by using two methods:
1. The accordion- the shaft is compressed vertically so the length goes to the girth.
2. The stretch- a user stretches the shaft horizontally

*For optimal results do four sets of 10 stretches/compressions or until failure

Miro- Hey Om have you been jelqing recently?
Om- Dude, I’ve been Gelqing three times a day. I’m going to have a Pringles can by tomorrow

by Indian that pulls the trans May 24, 2024