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girded up

n. In Hebrew Israelite terminology, this means to be in full dress, ready to teach the Lord's word. We are not Power Rangers, Mortal Kombat characters, or Ninja Turtles. We are the servants of God following His dress code. No one has anything to say to them niggas with tight jeans hangin' off their asses. Japanese wear kimonos, E. Indian women wear saris, Muslims wear their garments and no one says any thing. But dumb-ass niggas got the audacity to make fun of us in our garments. Let'em burn in nuclear fire.
Text message reads as follows: "Yo ahch I'm all girded up and ready 2 go. Hit me w/ur status."
by Sabal Laiwalayam December 4, 2010
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Geordies

A primative sub-species of humanity found around the river tyne in the north east of England.

More easily spotted during cold weather because of a penchent to wear very little clothing in order to prove their virility to the female of the species. Females do likewise.

Full of bravado but for display purposes only. Can usually be found kicking telephone boxes to bits around their watering hole when frustraed by major disappointments.
Did you see the geordies in 1989?

Aye! Three hundred on the pitch and they still couldn't put the ball in the net.
by David Attenborough November 16, 2004
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gweird

good-weird, fun, out-there
Z: D, you're gweird!
D: Aw, thanks Z, you're pretty gweird yourself!
by xofu April 7, 2008
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Geordie Handshake

When yer not from geordieland and they ask for a handshake and they give you a swift knife in the ribs.
Oi, Let me give you a good ol' geordie handshake and let's grab a couple drinks yeh
by metal2210 March 25, 2019
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geir jarle

A norwegian word.
The definition of a spy and/or investigator. You often find these under your coutch and in your closet.
You is geir jarle.
Du er geir jarle.
by deathbizz October 4, 2009
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Georda

A being of higher intellect. Usually a negative thinker. Clumsy and bossy.
A wet Georda hen. Or when a georda who seemingly flys down a flight of stairs and lands ridicuously far away and upon landing is rather enraged.
by peedoubleya November 30, 2011
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gerdundermuffin

A gerdundermuffin is the act of climbing on top of a public toilet stall, doing the splits, and shitting into the toilet below. This is a feat, and when accomplished, the gerdundermuffiner should have a lot of pride.
Andy: Oh, God! Why is there shit splattered all over the toilet seat?!

Jacob: I'm sorry. I attempted a gerdundermuffin, but failed miserably.
by roshmacack August 9, 2012
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