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The job a person gets when they wake up every morning, put a gun to their head, but can never summon enough willpower to pull the trigger.
As I entered the store, I was approached by the walmart greeter. Our eyes met for only a moment, but it was enough to see the deep, painful hopelessness in his gaze. Whoever the person he used to be had died long ago, leaving a spent shell, an automaton. An emotionless drone pretending to be a human being. "Good morning." he said to me. In subtext he might as well have said "Please kind stranger, kill me and end my existence, for I have not the strength to do it myself." Pity stayed my hand, and I made a mental note to avoid Walmart at all cost.
by weasel1969 July 6, 2010
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by Geezer Teefies August 20, 2018
Get the geezer teef mug.Enthusiastic, charming and clever, Gester is good at almost anything he puts his mind to, and can make anyone laugh. Add this to his light and inquisitive personality and he has a lot of sex appeal. He is very friendly and communicative by nature, and this can sometimes be seen as flirtatious
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by Gmboy June 8, 2021
Get the Gester mug.n. Any "experienced" member of an alt.* Usenet group (typically for binaries) that has no tolerance level for requests, comments, or questions. These people typically have been participating in the newsgroup for a minimum of four to six months and actively guard their small, insignificant territory by providing a hostile environment and citing unwritten rules.
Not to be confused with yEnc-cOp *.fuckwad or Usenut.
Not to be confused with yEnc-cOp *.fuckwad or Usenut.
User 1: That alt.geezer keeps ragging on the noobs, but never posts a damn FAQ.
Users 2: At least it keeps him inside the house.
Users 2: At least it keeps him inside the house.
by Usenut May 1, 2005
Get the alt.geezer mug.when a nurse is changing an old mans diaper only to find that he has ejaculated in his adult diaper.
I fuckin hate workin at the old folks home. Benjamin always has a slimy geezer suprise waitin for me in the morning.
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