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The pigeons on the playing field at Soldier Field.
Was it over when the Gremans bombed Pearl Harbor?!?!
by DrueDown April 24, 2007
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german

1. A language whose arcane grammar can drive you crazy.

2. Something of German origin; i.e., beer or cars.

3 A resident of Germany; person of German descent. Typically, a mellow, intelligent thinking creature, invariably polite, living in the area of land commonly known as Germany, a lush, wooded land with the Alps to the south, gentle, rolling hills in the center, and the North Sea to the North.

The typical German is even-tempered, tolerant, respectful, practical, and somewhat skeptical and pessimistic by nature. German men are far less sexist than American men, and are more prone to marriage. Germans, though, typically have small families.

A German tends to be a lover of nature, well-organized, frugal and efficient. They seldom lose their tempers- if you go to a German bar, people are usually friendly and happy, unlike an American bar, where people start fights.

Germans love fast cars, motorcycles, good beer, taking lots of holidays, and walking in nature. Germany is a great place for the outdoors, and people love hiking, camping and cycling.

Germans are often tastelessly dressed, and German women often wear atrocious clothes. German food is OK, if you like pork. German bread, on the other hand, is excellent. It doesn't matter, though, because German people mostly eat Italian and French food.

Germans make the best engineers, computer scientists, and technicians. They never go anywhere without their "handies" (cell phones), they're mad about soccer, and they love to have a festival. They take a day off for every holiday, including all-saint's day, May Day and the assumption of the Virgin Mary (despite the fact that most Germans don't go to church often). The biggest parties are Karneval and the Love Parade.

They typical German hates extremes and extremists of all kinds, including neo-nazis, who comprise a hated minority in the country. Most people are moderate in their beliefs. There are lots of political parties in Germany, including the Green Party, who helped turn Germany into the biggest purveyor of solar power and electric windmills.

Germans don't neccesarily dislike any group of people; Germans often visit France, England, the US, Eastern Europe, Turkey and the Mediterranean. Often, though, other nations have prejudices about Germans. Germany is ethnically mixed, though, and lots of Germans marry non-Germans.
1. How do you translate the German word "unwahrscheinlichkeit"?
2. This German wheat beer- Franziskaner Weissbier"- is excellent.
3. Look at that cute German techie guy over there.
by Tabitha Elkins August 30, 2008
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Germany

Everyone wants to be like Germany but do we really have the pure strength of will?”
by Lugs-o October 18, 2004
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german flag

When you simultaneously piss and shit while on your period at the same time
“yo i just had a german flag it hurt like hell
that sucks man im sorry”
by arsenicnitrogen September 29, 2023
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Bad German Man

Invented by Pkrssl for the CountryHumans, this is what you say when you want to meantions the Nazis, Hitler, or the Nazi CountryHuman, but don’t want to get expelled from school.
“Oh look its Bad German Man”
“That NSFW art of Bad German Man was so horny
by Bad German Man September 30, 2019
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East German Steriods

A Person\Object That is extremely Strong, like Cosmically Strong.
by Nikolaz the Russian October 15, 2020
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German joke

An exceptionally good (or bad) pun which would make an American groan. This MUST be delivered with a perfectly straight face. It is considered an art form, called "Wortspiel" in Germany.
Person A -- Did you hear about the guy who drove his car into a tree to find out how a Mercedes bends?

Person Q -- *GROAN* Damn your German joke!
by megafest7 April 1, 2010
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