Garrett 

Fat ass bitch who never wants to do anything social. Will do anything to sit in bed all day.

(Guy): why didn’t Garrett come hang with us?
(Guy 2): he is too busy being fat and playing Xbox.

Garrett by Peter griffin February 3, 2020

Garrett 

A Garrett is a small gay elf. it plays with balls yet it insults everybody else for things that don't fit in its anus. often thinks its cooler then everyone. nobody likes a Garrett. See Also Dutch

"Bobby acts like such a Garrett, we should stone him!"

Garrett by anonymous6969969669 September 27, 2013

Garrett 

A homosexual male Jew

that dude over there is such a garrett, he just constantly asks dudes for nudes

Garrett by Tyler faggottree May 2, 2017

Garrett 

A really fat lazy bitch that loves eating once you given him a burger he will destroy that burger he sits around hes moms house in the basement eating chips

Garrett - fat and lazy

Garrett by Tony riveras September 15, 2019

garrett 

The act of thinking of having a sex change

I may have a garrett

garrett by tlnh123 June 15, 2013

Garrett 

The kind of guys you would shoot twice in the chest if ever faced with a difficult decision. Find your self in a predicament, shooting this man would be your best bet.

"If I had to choose between Pizza and Ice Cream, I would shoot Garrett twice!"

Garrett by shine12 May 7, 2015

Garrett 

All you mother fuckers think Garrett is a good guy but nah bro. He's a broken mess of a dude, who simultaneously sees himself as the next phase of human evolution, but also below the scum of the Earth. He is an outlier in society, school, anywhere. Despite that, this bastard is sexy. Blue eyes, brown eyes, grey eyes, fucking pupil black eyes, he looks great according to others. He is also violently smarter that the rest of his peers. To put it in layman's terms, he is essentially a really weird social experiment.

"Yo who the hell drew Loss on the class board?"
"Oh yeah that was Garrett."

Garrett by Slater625 February 15, 2022