Garth

A slightly heavy male who likes holding people down and spanking them!!

OMG Look at that Garth holding down that poor little girl

by the one who was spanked August 14, 2011

Gareth Hunt

slang for cunt, best used if u dont want people to know what yr on about.
Gareth Hunt is an old British actor who was in the New Avengers.

If you were in Washington U.S.A you could say" George Bush is a fucking Gareth Hunt

by Cyaninternetdog February 14, 2007

Garth Brooks

The best performer of ours or any time.

"Garth Brooks is so fucking awesome. I just can't believe how much of a fucking god he is."

by Derpy July 9, 2005

Gayathon

A marathon competition whereby two contenders for the Queer Crown compete in the artistic field of general thread, chat and forum gayness - please note, if using a Gayatron to measure the gayness be sure to calibrate it correctly

After a huge Gayathon, silvaside was declared King of the Fags

by becy June 25, 2004

Snarfle the Garthok

A reference to the Coneheads movie. To take on a daunting task with failure a likely possibility.

"If you are going to ask her out on a date, then you might as well Snarfle the Garthok."

by Larry Nathan April 29, 2008

Gareth Bailed

To Gareth Bail, verb, means to skip on an event or leave a party, normally done by shlads with birds. Name taken from Tottenham and Wales winger Gareth Bale.

Tom is such a dick, he just Gareth Bailed on the pub tonight.

by KingKakuta May 3, 2013

Garth Bow

Garth Bow is a medical ailment that effects a large number of people across the world. It is a serious illness that can affect victims work and social life. Symptoms include a lack of sense of humor, grumpiness and has also been know to effect other areas of the body if treated correctly for example Garth-Knee, Garth-Eye and Garth-Breath.

Oh my god i have Garth Bow and it Hurts

or

Holy hell your Garth Bow looks bad

or

I didnt get my Garth Bow treated and now ive got Garth Knee too

by Doctor Garthy September 12, 2013