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Hackney Gammon

Used to describe overly wanky food or presentation of said food.

Can be abbreviated to HG in conversation.
That meat free, organic granola and avocado served in a hubcap on a breadboard is totally Hackney Gammon
by Timmmmmmmeh January 28, 2021
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drew gammon

he is normally a very sweet, funny, and respectful person. he is also a very attractive person. he’s a little on the short side, but still very lovable.
OMG did you hear about the new kid drew gammon? yeah he’s super chill and funny!
by Daremia March 12, 2021
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Cognitive gammonance

Where gammons can link any subject to something they hate no matter how unrelated.
Headline: High energy particle seen zooming towards earth. "Probably Harry and Meghan rushing to their next interview". - cognitive gammonance
by Chippy De Chip March 12, 2021
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Gammon

Gammon (noun) is a thicker cut of pork that's similar to bacon. Its pinkish flesh reminds one of the florid complexion of a certain demographic of boomer white males, angry about foreigners, angry about immigrants, angry about young people, angry about... I dunno... Bounty Bars being smaller than they used to be. They often read the Daily Mail and probably play golf in all-male clubs while the "little lady" remains at home cooking. You know you've met a gammon because they'll tell you you're being racist against white people. Also: gammony (adj)
Blimey, Nigel was ranting on about immigration again yesterday. He is such a gammon.
by CurmudgeonRocket April 22, 2021
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back gammon player

A term to refer to homosexual males (gay men). Made popular in 1811.

Also written as “backgammon player”.

This is term has declined in usage.
Is Johnny a back gammon player?
by Oh Relief December 1, 2024
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Gammon

GAMMON - Opposite of "deadly"
"That fella aint deadly he gammon"
by hEy_LaDy June 1, 2024
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Gammoned

_Adj_ Too hungover to manage any sort of food
_E.g_ “ Steven could barely eat a bite he was so gammoned after disgracing himself in the wheelhouse
by Thepeopleschampion June 8, 2025
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