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teri gaand mein haathi ka lund!

Hindi for:
An elephants cock is in your ass.
Doctor: Sooo what seems to be the problem here? Lets have a look. Holy fook! Teri gaand mein haathi ka lund!

What the hell is that all ABOOT?
by Jimmy February 18, 2003
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dirty garnet

going to the strippers and seeing your friends mom working there. then she takes off your belt uses it s a dog collar and rides you around the stage.
man did you here about last night at the strippers , i'm such a dirty garnet!
by steve jobbs September 22, 2008
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kevin garnett

Noun.

1. A huge choker.
3. A self-proclaimed "underpaid" 30-million earner.
1. Webber missed two freethrows with 0.5 second left... He is a Kevin garnett!
2. The receptionist in my company is paid $100000 annually and she asks for a pay rise! She is a Kevin Garnett!
by Chris G. Parker September 16, 2006
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Gaara/Naruto

A pairing in that is based of Naruto characters. Gaara being the seme and Naruto being the uke. These pairs can be shown in fanfics, pictures, peoms or Dôjinshi. It is not as common as the Sasuke/Naruto pair or the Lee/Gaara pair. But it's quickly becoming popular and makes perfect sence. Most people, when making fanfic's about this pair, make them fall in love in the fact that both of them are demon vessles and both know how hard it was knowing that everyone hated them.

The fanfictions and Dôjinshi can range from rated G - NC-17
Its so hard to find Gaara/Naruto pairings these days.

Gaara pushed Naruto on the bed and pinned him down, staring at those whide baby blue eyes...

Also see Sandy Dogs and Stupid Foxs in adultfanfiction.coma Gaara/Naruto crackfiction.
by Evil_Chibi_Gaara November 10, 2006
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Jennifer Garner

One of the hottest women to ever walk this planet.
A: Hey dude thats the hottest woman ive ever seen!
B: I know thats Jennifer Garner.
by Arpi November 7, 2004
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bouquet garni

It's the stools and fecal remains left in the bowl when someone forgets or chooses not to flush the toilet. It's even better when the stools stand up on end resembling a nice flower bouquet welcoming the next bathroom patron to have a seat.
John smirked at himself as he left his girlfriends house thinking about sweet rotten stank from the bouquet garni floating in her parents master bathroom.
by Go green don't flush! May 25, 2009
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gaanaru

A form of Hentai or yaoi in which Gaara and Naruto from the japanese anime "Naruto" engage in sexual activity.
by 3nemyman March 29, 2007
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