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Grog Swag

A term to express an unknown feeling, commonly used in copypastas, reactions, and roast comebacks. The term signifies that while the person is indeed experiencing a Grog Swag moment, they are developing a deep addiction to Grog Swag until they will be consumed in Grog Swag.
Person 1: Grog Swag
Person 2: Real
by Karminium July 11, 2022
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Precision Grog

When you send a sound bite, audio message, or voice message of your own poop noises while you were on the toilet via text message or messenger. Sometimes can be done via email or social media.
“Dude, I was taking a really violent shit the other day, so I recorded how loud it was and sent it to J.R. as a ‘precision grog’ because I know how much he loves poop sounds.”
by CBGLW August 17, 2025
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Grogged

The past tense phrase of having called someone and talked to them on the phone while taking a poop.
“I called J.R. the other day while I was taking a shit. He didn’t even know he was getting grogged until he heard the toilet flush lol!”
by CBGLW August 17, 2025
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Grog

Grog is typically beer and usually not a strong one. It originates from what sailors called watered down Rum.

A day on the Grog is one of those drinking sessions that is leisurely in pace. One of those sessions that quietly does it's job.

A day on the Grog is different to a day on the Piss (as that's going at it hard and fast), it's a day where you and your friend(s) settle into a nice easy cadence of drinking, and by late afternoon you find yourselves rather content, a little bit sloppy and fairly drunk.
"Bloody hell boys, it's only 5 in the afternoon and you're swaying all over the place. Good day on the Grog or what?"

"Alright Dai? Shall we go watch Wales play Rugby and have a day on the Grog"

"I cant have a mad one today boys, last night was heavy. Lets just have a nice quiet day on the Grog"
by Welshieinacanoe October 28, 2021
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Grog

When you or a friend burps 2 times after the first burp.
Dude 1: *burps two times*
Dude 2: I think you just grogged
Dude 1: lmao yeah
by MicrowavedCheeseSandwich June 9, 2021
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Grog

A gay frog aka any frogs since frogs have been adopted by the lgbtq+ community
Person 1) "look at that frog!"
Person 2) "dude its a grog not a frog"
by Enbygrog October 17, 2020
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grog

see that lola findlay, she’s a right grog
by your marje stinks January 18, 2022
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