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The Denny's Grand Slam

You know how fucking amazing that concert really was when the underground hardcore punk band "Live Without" had made shit crazily sick! The Denny's Grand Slam has been history's best concert within an abandoned diner chain because, it's just fucking rad man!!!!
"What's up?! What's up?!! What the fuck up is up Denny's?!!"

*Crowd moshing*

"LIIFFFFEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!"

The Denny's Grand Slam is so fucking gold! Pure fucking gold!
by Shb99 August 4, 2022
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Denny's Grand Slam

A derivative of the Portugese Breakfast.
1. A man wraps his meat with bacon, creating a ba-condom.

2. He then cracks 4 eggs into the vag and stuffs his sausage roll in, giving it to her relentlessly. Now, depending on preference, he may choose to creampie, or pull out. If it's for her, creampie is recommended!

3. Drain half of this mixture into a bowl and half into a sizzling skillet. Unwrap the bacondom, toss it in the skillet as well.

4. Whisk the bowl mixture, creating a pancake consistency, then cook this in a separate skillet.

5. Once all 3 courses are prepared you can either put it on a nice plate and serve it to your lady, or you can go all out, throw that back on the vag and create the Ultimate Old King Clancey. Make sure to have lots of Maple Syrup.

6. Enjoy!
Guy1: Morning sex was great today. She wanted a portugese breakfast, but I was also hungry, so I suggested the Denny's Grand Slam.
Guy2: Dude, thats awesome, did you include the creampie?
Guy1: Yup
Guy2: Yer Effed buddy!!
Guy2: Old King Clancey Style?
Guy1: You know it!!
by Grundleheimer Schmidt February 23, 2011
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the denny's grand slam

mixture of boston pancake and the strawberry shortcake. when you defecate on partner's chest, pat down with buttox, ejaculate on her face and punch her in the nose. must be done in early morning.
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by gonzo and bino July 17, 2009
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Tennis Grand Slam

The original term for a player winning all four of the major tennis Championships (the Australian Open, French Open, Wimbledon and US Open during the same calendar year.

Recently, this term has been bastardized by the media and others to include bogus combinations such as "non-calendar year Grand Slam", "career Grand Slam" etc - but none equals the difficulty or rarity of achieving the only true Grand Slam.

Hence, it has only been achieved in Singles tennis play by two men and three women: Don Budge and Rod Laver (twice), and Brinker, Court and Steffi Graf, respectively.

Other sports use the term to portray winning all of the major championships in one calendar year (ie golf). In Baseball it refers to hitting a bases-loaded home run and in Contract Bridge it refers to winning all tricks in one hand.
Rod Laver is the only player in history to win the Tennis Grand Slam twice.
by BeBopnJazz June 8, 2009
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Granny Grand slam

Take a Dab, take a shot of liquor, take a bong rip of weed, chug a beer, and exhale. All in one breathe makes the "granny grand slam". First performed by a youtube "grandma". Taking the "strikeout" to the next level.
My friends and I took some granny grand slams last night, we got peeled back!
by Walleyewacker11 September 26, 2018
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Scorpion Grand Slam

A term used to refer scorpions having sex.
"During sex, the male and female jerk and dance around, sometimes with their tails intertwined, with the male holding the female in his pincers. The a male scorpion ejaculates on the ground and pulls the female so her sex organ touches the sperm. After she takes in the sperm the couple usually disengage and go their separate ways." -factsanddetails.com
Thanks, KIM
Do you know about the Scorpion Grand Slam? Cause it is a rollercoaster.
by Jackieeieie February 13, 2022
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double grand slam

When a guy gives a girl an oral, vaginal, and an anal creampie and then proceeds to repeat these 3 actions all in the same night.
Ben : Did you hear that Logan cream pied all of alec’s ex’s holes twice last night?

Connor : Oh my god! He really hit a double grand slam?

Ben : Yeah, Alec is going to be so pissed.
by PinkSnowBall December 23, 2024
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