Googleistic

when your google and autstic.

I'm Googleistic (dude 1)

bro? (dude 2)

by Some random person on the inte March 31, 2023

Googlebang

A person who is constantly on their phone looking at mindless information and brain rotting videos.

Ryan, you just sit in the truck and googlebang.

by G. Loeffert November 15, 2023

Gooblering

From solar opposites,
Gooblering means sweating little purple guys when in extreme distress

I'm gooblering right now

by Keyboard cryptid January 25, 2026

Goleming

When you use your foreskin as a condom except you're circumcised already so she gets pregnant

We were Goleming pretty hard last night, I think she might have a little Timmy Junior pretty soon!

by Where'sGermany? February 24, 2025

Googleit

1. Noun (Goo gleǐt) The act of behaving as young person and working for google.

1: This asshole is behaving like a child

2: yeah he works at google. He’s a real Googleit

by MisterWiskersTech January 9, 2026