Jessimi Gomez

A celebrity internet troll renowned for being a habitual liar. She has tarnished the good name of any male from her online community (called Tyrannights) who has had the inevitable misfortune of involving himself with her intimately, be it as friends or more.

"Oh god, have you heard the latest? Jessimi Gomez is now saying that Max made death threats."

"Yeah? I even heard her pretending he threatened to murder-suicide her if he ever saw her in person!"

"What a fucking spazz. I hope she gets on the medication she needs so she can begin regaining her sanity again."

by Vrykolakas January 19, 2018

shania gomes

shania is a blessing to have. she Is one of the nicest people to know and shes always there to look after you. she has the kindest personality that will make anyone wanna be her friend. overall she is a compassionate person to have as a friend

look at that shania Gomes over there.

by youmammagay2 May 1, 2019

guilty gomez

almost exactly the same as a dirty sanchez, but instead of leaving a mustache on the partner you smudge a tear drop mark under their eye.

i think you have some mascara smudged on your face
aw shit, i thought i got that damn guilty gomez off my face!

by ggbinks July 27, 2010

Selena Gomez

Teen actress/singer who can't really act or sing well, but at least seems to have her feet on the ground and a good head on her shoulders.

She is pretty and down-to-earth and not annoying.

Girl 1: I loooooove Selena Gomez.

Girl 2: She's okay. At least she's not annoying like Miley Cyrus and doesn't put off a slut vibe.

by gmoya July 9, 2009

gomer

1. a stupid oaf, a social reject

2. a patient unwelcome in a hospital(supposedly standing for get out of my emergency room)

That's the third time in a week that this gomer has come here.

by Light Joker January 21, 2005

selena gomez

the hottest girl ever!!!!!

selena gomez is hot and needs no example

by selena and demi lover July 9, 2009

gomer

An old person that takes up room in the hospital and doesn't have the common decency to die.

Definition taken from an episode of Scrubs.

Dr. Cox: Oh! Looky here! Tell me sir, what is it that brings Dr. Dorians favorite gomer back to the hospital?
Gomer: Pickles!

by Gidgidonihah November 13, 2006