magic the gathering

A card "game" played by the mentally underdeveloped so they do not have to interact with all those people who possess superior charm and intellect. Unfortunately for those who play this ridiculous game that constitutes just about everyone else. Their embarrassment at this obvious fact sees them concoct elaborate fictions about how great and complicated this games is. Essentially just a past time for morons.

Mike plays magic the gathering! What a tool. Surely anyone over the age 15 would have more sense.

by nds April 18, 2006

Friendly Gathering

A gathering requiring at least four people in a room, where two of the people must be holding a friendly conversation while one masturbates and the last person sits in a corner and watches. It must go on for at least 17 and a half minutes.

Friendly Gathering
Person 1: Hi, how are you?
Fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
Person 2: I'm fine, you?
Fap fap fap fap fap
Person 3:
Fap fap fap fap fap fap
Person 2: Good.
Fap

by BlargaHonk April 28, 2013

Magic the gathering

The worlds gayest card game to ever walk to the earth played by gay people

My friend played Magic the gathering he’s gay

by Predton December 5, 2019

magice the gathering

Magic the Gathering

by Anonymous August 9, 2003

Piece Gathering

A meeting where various parties bring their different pipes, bubblers, and bongs, and all gather around smoking out of the different pieces

Shit you bring your pipe, hell bring his bubbler, and I'll bring my bong well just have a crackin piece gathering

by Joke.R April 6, 2010

Like gathering up horners

Something which is highly unlikely to succeed.

Comes from Country slang, horners being a field full of adult bulls (they will not do what you want).

Winning the lottery jackpot, it's like gathering up horners.

by Goldk911 March 9, 2019

Minnesota Gathering

A lumberjack orgy.

This wasn’t his first Minnesota gathering and it sure as hell won’t be his last.

by ElZarape July 16, 2020