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gas station gun

A firearm that isn't the best in quality, basically something you can buy at a fucking gas station just like it's gas station sushi; usually found in the sub $200 - $350 range and they have known issues but are not limited to:
Light primer strikes
Iron sights falling off
Firing when dropped
Failure to feed
Failure to extract
Customer: Yo dawg you got that new Taurus G3 in the foudy caliber?

Gun shop employee: Yeah man they're really good for what they are, the best quality gas station guns that you can potentially buy.
by Cokeman234 August 5, 2021
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Dirty Gas Station

Pissing in a hole during sex it's most commonly used during anal sex but can be used during vaginal penetration or oral sex as well.
by MINNISOTA10 May 11, 2022
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Gas Station Pocket Knife

An individual that looks and acts tough, but is actually a pushover.

A bully or poser
"That Gas Station Pocket Knife started a shove match with a waiter for getting his girlfriend's order wrong, but he started crying after the waiter threw a punch."
by RalphTheWanderer October 6, 2022
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Gas Station Anal Beads

Gas Station Anal Beads are defined as nerd ropes due to them being available at gas stations and its similarity to the length and proportions of anal beads. Usually they are inserted into the anal cavity and then eaten out by the inserter.
Guy 1: "We went to the gas station earlier"
Guy 2: "Did you pick up Gas Station Anal Beads?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, used them as intended."
by CommanderCumLord January 2, 2022
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Shell gas station

A place were broke bitches go to get gas, Normally a place where drugs are sold.
Driving up in my Toyota civic and then I notice he drunk homeless dude at the Shell gas station doing heroin.
by Redsalt December 6, 2021
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gas station roulette

Going with a group of friends to a gas station (or convenience store) and purchasing each other 1 drink, 1 snack (usually chips), and 1 dessert discreetly. Then, you all come together as a group and try your snack combination and typically rate it out of 10.
"Hey Jason! We're playing gas station roulette tonight. You're buying for Gavin."
by thedepressedjester April 12, 2022
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Gas Station Shooter

See definition for 'sewer rat'. "Someone that orders Fireball Shooters at a gas station". This person would also rob the gas station at gunpoint with or without a nerf gun painted black-tip.
JR: I'm drinking Fireball shooters.
Ruairi: Youre a gas station shooter.
JR: How?
Ruairi: You bought fireball at a gas station register?
by ThePkmnMaster69mmm March 3, 2022
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