fuckmonster

the monster who tries buttfucking you when you drop something on the floor (not dat ass)

yo this fuckmonster makin my back ache

by sumsarious the III February 14, 2023

fuckyouateit

Something you ate that no one would expect like a giant Carolina Reaper laced burrito, a side of beef or some stinky pussy that everyone knows about.

Bro, I don't care that she's hot, everyone told you but fuckyouateit!

by HB4ME January 31, 2024

Fuckmustard

Mustard flavored lube, usually sold in packet form. Popular in the Italian American community as it works on both kinds of salami. Pairs well with booty relish

Brain child of Armondo Torres and Paige Wesley

"Babe were out of astroglide"
"All good, I picked up some Fuckmustard at the deli with lunch"

by ZiggyGQ February 14, 2024

fuckmoney

the money Rob Liefeld got to return to Marvel Comics after cofounding Image Comics

Marvel gave Rob fuckmoney to get him to come back

by kurtcobainofcomics July 21, 2025

Fuckmented

Slang for a chaotic mix of messed-up and altered

“The playlist was fuckmented—half genius, half disaster.”

by FUCKMENTED September 16, 2025