Fuck Me Sideways

When you hear someone say "fuck me sideways" they do not mean that literally, unless you are in the same room as a person and you both for some odd reason have your pants down. The actual meaning of it is "DAMN IT WHAT THE FUCK"

Setting : Imagine you are in a game and your friend kills you.
*Friend kills you
Friend : "haha"
You : "FUCK ME SIDEWAYS"

by IThinkILoveMyCrushXD December 10, 2016

Fuck me in the ass and call me Sally

When something is so good you can't help but scream this at the top of your lungs.

"Well fuck me in the ass and call me Sally! These cupcakes are fucking bomb!!!"

by rms386 March 2, 2014

fuck me dead

Aussie exclamation of surprise, amazement or frustation. Does well enough on its own, although can be followed up with "and bury me pregnant" for extra effect.

"Hey mate your car's on fire." "Aah fuck me dead!"

by Choda Boy 57 August 12, 2006

FUCK ME FAT BOY

Curb your Enthusiasm - Season 7 - Episode 1 - 9-20-09

Jeff Garlin has sex with Marty Funkhouser's mentally unstable sister Bam Bam and she keeps yelling "Fuck me Fat Boy!"

Fuck me Fat Boy!

by Riverboat27 September 21, 2009

Fuck me daddy

used to initiate sex when the submissive wants the dominant daddy to pound, choke, spank and slap the shit out of her

"Please fuck me daddy"
"fuck the shit out of my tight little pussy and make me cum on your big cock"

by sluttygirl221 February 23, 2019

Fuck me pumps

high-heeled pumps with a three inch or higher stilleto heel. Usually some really bright colour to get your attention. Maybe shiny vinyl or glittery.Accentuates the leg.Not usually removed during sex.

Josie wore her red fuck me pumps into work every Friday. She started her hunt for cock at 8 a.m. on Fridays.

by Jake February 3, 2004

fuck me dress

Typicaly a thin one peice strechy dress thats very tight, too tight for bra or panties, very revealing and slips off quickly. It totaly screams "Fuck Me" for the woman wearing it to every man who sees her in it.

She walked in wearing a fuck me dress and the room went silent save for the sounds of mens jaws hitting the floor.
Often worn with "Fuck Me Heels/or/Boots" by good looking Babes or even "Cougers"

by Anon000 April 22, 2008