FTMFL

"For The Mother Fucking Lose" as first used by Leepeen on ForcedInductionLV.

2.5 sec 60' times....FTMFL.

by Midnight Desires November 9, 2008

FTMD - Fork To Mouth Disease

The actual name of the disease for fat / overweight people living in denial and believing that their weight gain is from an over-active pituitary or thyroid gland.

"My mother-in-law suffers from fork to mouth disease!"

by Brendan October 16, 2003

ftmch

The name of an anti-angel who is so unlucky it is unlikely that someone will say his name so that he can reap their soul.

There are no examples. This is why it is such an unlucky name.

by Matty November 10, 2003

FTMFWB

For The Mutha Fuckin Win Bitches.

Extension of the popular FTMFW (For The Mutha Fuckin Win).

Captain and Coke FTMFWB!!

<noun> FTMFWB!

by Syss December 16, 2006

FTMF

Description of a general attitute, and/or state of mind that leans heavily on the side of not caring. FTMF - Fuck Them Motherfuckers/Motherfuckas.

"They want us to do all this shit here? Man, FTMF!!"

by AMD - Credits to Candy ; ) March 31, 2006

Ftmb

FaceTime me back

Y you hang up ftmb🙄

by 1bree0 January 30, 2022

ftmkl

abbrev. fall to my knees laughing

ironic use - ftmkl.
sincere use - ftmkl!
Sarah Chamberlain laughed so hard at makemebabies.com she exclaimed "ftmkl"!

by RayScho April 1, 2010