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The Ultimate Fleshlight

When a man fucks a pumpkin through a cut hole, and the inside of the pumpkin is still warm from the candle inside. Many times when a girl goes down on an individual who has done this, their dick tastes like pumpkin pie.
Zac hooked up with this girl the other night after using the ultimate fleshlight, and she really liked the pumpkin pie taste.
by Ms.Fun November 1, 2010
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flashlight

To shine light on an object using a flashlight.
Part of Speech: Verb
Flashlight the dog's paw so we can discover what is causing her to limp.
by unknownsnder October 31, 2012
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daylight with a flashlight

When you have not seen somebody in a long time but you both hangout in the same area of town. You have been looking for them at all the usual hangout spots, when your hanging out but they never appear, which surprises you after a while.
Where you been at man? I been looking for you in the daylight with a flashlight!
by chickenhawk53 July 14, 2017
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Self Cleaning Fleshlight.

Person 1:- Are you thinking of marrying your girlfriend, settling down and having kids?

Person 2:- No, I think of her more of a self cleaning fleshlight.
by hyper_butt_sex March 16, 2013
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flashlight party

When those who don't approve of the drugs and alcohol found in traditional clubs decide to re-create the club vibe in their dorm room/living room. Everyone at the party carries a flashlight and waves it around simulating the lights found in a dance club.
"Ah yeah. We had this flashlight party last weekend and we put Monica in the spotlight and she got down. I could really see myself marrying that girl."
by Chance2124 March 30, 2008
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Mexican Fleshlight®

An additional burrito added to ones order for the sole purpose of fucking it.
Tim would always order three regular burritos, and then an extra filled with warm avocados and refried beans for the Mexican Fleshlight®, aka the kicker.
by papa wheelie January 26, 2015
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charging the flashlight

Male masturbation. Inspired by a Mad-TV skit in which four men recharge various flashlights by shaking them, resulting in all manner of hilarity, including lots of doubles entendres and winking at male and racial stereotypes.
I came home from work early and there he was: right in the living room, charging the flashlight all over my Victoria's Secret catalog!
by arghonomic April 11, 2010
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