freedom frisk

Another name for TSA's secondary screening 'enhanced' pat-down that involves palming genitalia and cuping/twisting women's breasts.

Hey Tom, did you go through the backscatter x-ray porno microwave machine at the airport?

Nope, I opted out and got a Freedom Frisk instead.

Oh man, did they at least take you out to dinner first?

by urbandict0rx November 21, 2010

freedom friends

A relationship in which the end goal is mutual sexual satisfaction, with no expectation of monogomy or attachment. Boundaries and explicit verbal contract must be clearly communicated and adjusted as necessary to maintain perceived and actual physical and mental health.

While emotional support is appreciated, the complex and convoluted concept of love between freedom friends is avoided.

This set up is ideal for those who place a high value on perceived freedom, have healthy sexual appetites and live lifestyles which make typical love relationships too difficult.

To end freedom friendships, two weeks notice is good form.

I love being freedom friends with Sally. I can feel single and available while meeting others, go on dates, and fulfill my wild sexual desires with her when it's convenient.

by calmwhitey March 7, 2011

Freedom Wood

Freedom Wood is a lovely predicament where you are in the process of free ballin' during this process you produce an erection. This happens because your johnson rubs freely against your pants or just loves the fresh air.

Guy 1: Dude, I have some awesome Freedom wood!
Guy 2: Mannnn, why did you tell me that?
Guy 1: Im sorry there was a slight breeze.
Guy 2: Thats about as cool as mung

by pacob December 15, 2011

Freedom Fries

Words for eat this and don't try to back talk the USA. Used by the idiocy of america, a republican who wants to move the sheep of America into Isolation and Stupidity. A cracker who wants to share fries.

Would you like to eat my small fries. No, I would like you to poison yourself. Join the military, you'll enjoy a good forgetful death.

by Webster May 9, 2003

Freedom Fighter

Depending on your viewpoint, either a hero or a terrorist.

Red Army Faction (Germany), Chechens (Chechenya), Palestinians (Israel), White Rose (Nazi Germany), USA (World)

by DeadByDawn November 8, 2004

Fredo

According to CNN anchor Chris "Fredo" Cuomo, this is one of the most offensive words in the English dictionary. In fact it may be THE most offensive word in the entire world. Serious research is being done in this regard. And as reported by millennial SJWs and other snowflake types, calling some one a "fredo" is the equivalent of the "n-word" for Italian people.

Mike: "Don't be so weak and pathetic, Chris, you're acting like a total Fredo. It's time you took some accountability for your own actions."
Chris: "NEVER CALL ME A FREDO. THAT'S RACIST. It's the most awful word in the world!"
Mike: "What are you talking about? It's a reference to the weak brother in Godfather. Chill out!"
Chris: "No it's not! IT'S A RACIST DEROGATORY TERM used by white supremacists. Snopes.com said so. It's science!"
Mike: "Dude. Maybe lay off the cocaine and steroids. M'Kay?"

by Johnny-Ola August 13, 2019

Freedom Fart

The beautiful sound of the GAU-8 Avenger in the A-10 Warthog. The sound is extremely specific to the GAU-8 and causes incredible destruction. If you are the target you will not be alive to hear the sound as the rounds break the sound barrier en route.

Freedom Farts = Dead Taliban

by AirForce24 January 8, 2012