Feeping

A sad, confused fap

Ive been thinking of stacy all night and feeping to our text

by The_feeping-police September 18, 2020

Freezing the Monkey

A term similar to masturbation as it is "freezing" or erecting the penis or as the term suggests "monkey"

My friend was caught freezing the monkey by his parents.

by Gay porm May 14, 2023

freexing

To ingest a fod substance that is of warmth and can be purchased at the footy/rugby, while the weather is feezing cold. The food does not have to be ingested while at the sporting event. Examples of appropriate foods include: Hot choclate, pies, hot dogs, hot jam donuts, chips, sausage rolls, wedges etc.

1. Person 1: "What are you doing?"
Person 2: "oh, just freexing"

2. "This weather is suitable for freexing"

3. *myspace about me* 'i enjoy freexing with haley...'

by angeclia and haley August 24, 2008

Freeing

When you ball so hard your hands just know what to do

Ariel's so good she must be freeing

by Double A batteries December 31, 2015

freezing

Any temperature where I have to wear close-toed shoes.

"I can't wear flip-flops in the snow? Wow, that's freezing!"

by AshleyTrouble May 21, 2012

freezing urine

When it is snowing or someone is peeing in the snow.

Did you see that girl freezing urine?

by Match Mitch March 2, 2008

Freezing Moon

Everything here is so cold
Everything here is so dark
I remember it as from a dream
In the corner of this time

Diabolic shapes float by
Out from the dark
I remember it was here I died
By following the freezing moon

It's night again, night you beautiful
I please my hunger on living humans
Night of hunger, follow it's call
Follow the freezing moon

Darkness is growing, the eternity opens
The cemetery lights up again
As in ancient times
Fallen souls, die behind my steps
By following the freezing moon, yeah

by Death Menace October 4, 2022