Finglish

It almost all the time never works

There's alot of finglish on the pingpong return by Mike..

by Tommy2Guns209 June 5, 2022

Finglish

When your finger encroaches on a pingpong paddle causing your hand to make contact with the ball and move erratically.

It almost never works all the time

Xxxx-Stop using finglish on your returns Mike!

by Tommy2Guns209 June 6, 2022

Franglesnitter

When a man’s penis becomes so lodged into something it becomes stuck and turns purple

Oh my god, I’m in a franglesnitter!

by Wildflame21 October 2, 2023

Frankish

Something that annoys you for some inexplicable reason

Guy 1: I hate that guy.
Guy 2: Why? He didn't do anything.
Guy 1: I dunno, it's just his vibe. It's frankish.

by Ricky Cigaro April 14, 2025

cootoochie funglish

basically foot funglish but like with some pussy

yo bro you seen that cootoochie funglish?

by cootoochie flongis August 17, 2019

Novacula Franqui (aka Novacula Frangiscc' aka Frankie's Razor)

Goes something like this:
-- Don’t people the scientifically as yet unexplained, unexplored areas of our world and reality with wild – or otherwise – conjecture you propose as “TRUTH”.
-- Rigorously relegate said “beliefs” to the realm of wishful-/magical-thinking, fantasy, and fiction or – at the very least – have the courage to …
-- Present “them” as theories open to testing, fact-based repudiation, public scrutiny … and then
ACCEPT THE RESULTS !!! Or – at the very least –
Have the humility and intellectual honesty to call them what they are:
MY OWN …
Crazy Ideas
Desires
Self-psyche-salving delusions (at worst)/”fables” (at best) that help me get through the night,

help me get through life.

See ALSO: Occam’s Razor, Chatton’s Anti-Razor, Hickam’s Dictum, Leibniz’s and Kant’s anti-razors, Crabtree’s Bludgeon, Pataphysics.

Because he refused to even consider the Novacula Franqui (aka Novacula Frangiscc' aka Frankie's Razor), let alone use it, he peopled his ideas of what was going on around him, and in the world at large, with dark Deep States, Alien Beings, Cabals of Reptile-People, et al. Nothing is simply as it seems!!! It gave him the frisson he needed to keep from self-reflection.

by Pen-Dragon November 7, 2024