flucation

Vacation days based on the excuse that you may possibly have swine flu.

Larry is taking a flucation. He wasn't feeling well, so the boss told him not to bring any germs in here.

by techegirl2 October 20, 2009

foction

fuck- option: a situation were the option to fuck is present

He's always a great foction.

by treadheals June 28, 2011

Foodbation

To simultaneously look at mouthwatering food and masturbate. People who suffer this are usually fat and lonely.

I caught my mother foodbating to her boston cream pie.

I constantly foodbate when I watch Top Chef.

Foodbation is the best source of masturbation.

by Turkeymash August 25, 2014

froogation

The process of being/becoming a froogie

"She's still got the same knickers as yesterday on, she's definitely in froogation."

by Pen y Cont ar Ogwr February 13, 2014

Flacation

A short vacation of varying duration taken away from groups for flatulence.

One moment guys I had bean burrito's today so I will need to take a short flacation.

by tortoisebear April 30, 2016

flacation

A short vacation of varying duration away from friends or peers for the purpose of flatulence.

Excuse me for a minute I just had bean burritoes and need to go on a flacation.

by tortoisebear April 30, 2016

Fonctionnaire

Has more breaks and vacancies than an unemployed person

You haven't worked for two years and you want to raise your salary !? You really are a Fonctionnaire

by KneeeT November 16, 2018